Family Science

E=mc²

where (pardon me, Al):
m = merciless mayhem
c = speed of life, constant of the universe
and therefore E = the general hectic state, or hecticitude, I and we must endure

We are bound by these laws of the universe and they cannot change. Time seems to move faster the faster a family moves to stay ahead of things. Of course, to the outside world we appear to move more slowly. This may be true, relative to your perspective. And this may be relevant, respective to your relation to me and us.

It's likely that you've been directed to this site for the purpose of keeping up with us. Goodness knows we can barely keep up with us and even my own parents have been neglected in the update realm. Thusly and heretheretofore, we present to you this token of our wish to do something 'bout that.

Welcome to the Gentry Sentry: Our Complimentary Entry in the New-Age Century.